The only way you will ever get me to watch Twilight!
The Twilight Drinking Game
Take one drink whenever
- Bella bites her lip
- Bella blinks too much
- Bella stammers or takes a giant ass pause in the middle of a sentence
- Bella does something clumsy
- Someone fawns over Bella
- Edward walks towards the camera in slow-mo
- Edward or Jasper look constipated
- Jacob makes his glare-y angryfase.
Take two drinks whenever
- Bella and Edward kiss awkwardly
- Edward stalks Bella
(entering her bedroom window, watches her sleep, followers her places, and so forth) - Jacob is shirtless
Chug your drink whenever
- Edward sparkles
